Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  • On all your cheque stubs, write ‘ For Marijuana
  • Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
  • Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat … with a serious face.
  • Sing along at the Opera.
  • When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
  • When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run for your lives! They’re loose!’
  • Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’

And the final way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity …

  • Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is 🙂

Send this to someone to make them smile. It’s called …. THERAPY

Elen Sentier
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