Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- On all your cheque stubs, write ‘ For Marijuana‘
- Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat … with a serious face.
- Sing along at the Opera.
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run for your lives! They’re loose!’
- Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
And the final way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity …
- Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is 🙂
Send this to someone to make them smile. It’s called …. THERAPY